Friday, July 8, 2011

Message to Syrenyti from Zzasdout

-Begin Message

Syrenyti, never fear! I am safe now thanks to my government. The Neptunians that were holding me hostage are being sent back to Mars for a trial. All is well. There is no need to come to my aid.

-End Message

Monday, June 27, 2011

Coded Message from Zzasdout to Mars

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-Begin Message to Mars

I mean no disrespect, but I have vey littletime. neps captured me &are holdin me hostage in myreschcentr. pls help soon!


-End Message to Mars

Sunday, June 19, 2011

SUPER URGENT MESSAGE TO SYRENYTI FROM ZZASDOUT!

-Begin Message from Zzasdout to Syrenyti

I thought he'd never leave. Syrenyti, I'm being held hostage and interrogated by Neptunians! They may come back at any moment, so I must be brief. They are holding me in my research center. Here is a link to the map: mec.zzasdoutsresearchcentre.umt They're back!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Message from Zzasdout to Syrenyti, daughter of Fliir

-Begin Message from Zzasdout to Syrenyti

Syrenyti, daughter of Fliir, I thank you for your invitation. I would be delighted to meet you in person, foreigner to foreigner. There is one minor problem. Since Earth-weather is wild and unpredictable, it is supposed to at least rain, maybe snow. I don't know if this will hinder your plans, but personally, it might hinder mine. I will make my best effort to be there. Once again, thank you.

-End Message from Zzasdout to Syrenyti

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

To the Martian called Zzasdout

-Starting hologram-

In what I intercepted from your last transmission, you sent me a wish for my birthday to be merry. My most sincere thank you. I'd like to meet you. In a few earth-days, on Sunday the 15th of May, I am staging a small excursion to reward myself for my anniversary. I am going to try a new concept (for me) called a 'zipline.' It allows earthlings to experience the sensation of flight. I would be pleased if you joined me. We can exchange knowledge of our home planets and further develop an alliance between our nations.

Peace BTA, Yours.
Syrenyti, daughter of Fliir
alternately known as Surveyor 13909

-Ending hologram-

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Hey guys! [Out Of Character (O.O.C.)]

Herr Docktor! Surveyor 13909! Where are you? Frequency Infinite can't be infinite if you two just stop it! Our loyal fans and I would love to see you guys posting again. And I'm kind of running out of things to say! "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!" -Star Wars

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Message to Neptunian

-Begin Message from Zzasdout to Herr Docktor

Much pleasure to meet you, Herr Docktor. I am sure my superiors would be pleased to be able to speak to a foreigner of such high status. I am sorry for not addressing you properly before.

-End Message from Zzasdout to Herr Docktor