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Transmitted Log Entry Seven
Imperial Command, we hail you.
Our external base holding the martian prisoner has been attacked by a team of martians with repeating blaster guns. Our blasters cannot cooldown fast enough, so this could cause complications in the war that is inevitable.
In preperation for time distortion involved with space travel, we have adopted the time and date system used aboard starships.
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Transmitted Log Entry Seven
Imperial Command, we hail you.
Much has happened since we last contacted you. it cannot be discussed on an open channel such as this one has been discovered to be. It seems that we were wise to encrypt our sensitive data transmissions. To use an earth expression: "You should'nt count a penny before it is hached." No, we don't understand it either.
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Transmitted Log Entry Six
Imperial command, we hail you.
We are disgusted with the UGF. These pathetic beings have, shall we say, overextended the truth. They posess no armies! they have only a handful of scientists and hippies (to use the earth term) who have been given a weapon and told to use it if the time comes. For it soon will.
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Transmitted Log Entry Five
Imperial command, we hail you.
We apologise for the gap in communications, but it would seem that this world has something called "Barometric Pressure." It appears that this world's atmosphere has small fits of high and low pressure, which has interfered with the delicate steam pressure of our communication engine. We apologize, and will update exographics on the aliens within the hour.
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Transmitted Log Entry Four
Imperial command, we hail you.
It has come to our knowledge that the other members of the UGF do not know how long we have been established on this planet. They have only recently begun to study these Earthicans, and apparently do not know of our actions during the dates of 1939 to 1945. It may be in our best interests to keep then unaware of these efforts, as we are yet to be accepted into the Union.
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Transmitted Log Entry Three
Imperial Command, we hail you.
We shall follow your orders, Imperial Command. We shall sign onto this treaty , and join our forces with those of these Martians and Plutonians. Continue to encrypt all frequencies, and we will resume research after the treaty has been signed.
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Transmitted Log Entry Two
Imperial Command, we hail you.
It seems that we are not alone on this planet. Beings from other planets in this solar system have decided to establish observation posts on this world. They are from the second planet, and the decommissioned ninth planet of the system. Our internal agents have discovered the formation of a treaty between the Martians and Plutonians, as they call themselves. Thus, it would be an unwise move to attack and assimilate them into our military forces until we establish the strength of their home fleet. Request orders from Imperial Command as to whether to sign onto this treaty or not.
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Transmitted Log Entry One
Imperial Command, we hail you.
It appears that other extraterrestrial activity has jammed our subwave coms net. However, the primitives have no knowledge of the ancient infinite frequency technology. All messages will now be forwarded through this system.
This primitive world has made almost no progress in the field of space travel. They have not even begun to colonize the other planets in their solar system. However, for some reason, they insist on inventing incredibly complex computer systems. Those known to be called "Macintosh" or "Apple" have created a pinnacle of software and hardware in concert. We began with something called by the name "Window," but the visiscreen turned blue, and the com net known as "Tech Support" simply played soft music in our ears.
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